blatherings

maybe the glow is started to fade a wee bit when late night comedians mock.  here is david letterman’s top 10 list from tuesday night:

h/t gateway pundit

ok, some weekend fun you don’t want to miss.  we’ve talked incessantly for a week now about obambi’s n*ts and jesse jackson’s offer of free castration well, conan o’brien just can’t let seem to let it go.  he broke the news on his show recently about the “rest of the tape.”   turn up your sound!

jackson was a poet and we didn’t know it!

if you have your own alliterations to offer put them in the comments!  have a great weekend and check back often.

oh please.  between whoopi and her “i have total understanding on all things, but you’ll never understand anything” attitude to elizabeth’s chronic “frustration” about something, the view is so whacked. 

the latest dopey moment was on racism of course and the whole jesse jackson-wanting-to-castrate-obambi moment.  let me be perfectly clear:  this is the most inarticulate, confused group of women i have ever seen. 

though i have the vid, i also have the transcript here because believe me, you really need it.

note to elizabeth:  please stop crying and get help for that. 
note to whoopi:  you sound quite racist yourself dear.
note to sherry:  i am not sure you want your contract renewed after your exchange with barbara.
note to baba wawa:  just stay out of it.  do you want all your journalistic cred to completely disappear?

thanks to my buddy chi for the heads up.

this is delicious.  the gaffe master is now seeing dead people in his audience and the obama campaign actually posted video of this latest obama gaffe on youtube.   sweet!

this time the messiah-in-chief is seeing America’s fallen heroes in his audience in new mexico:

he opens up his Memorial Day speech in las cruces, new mexico:

“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”

dang!  i hope that he didn’t see any fallen heroes in the audience - creepy!  would that be like zombie heroes?  just add this to the ever growing list of obama gaffes.

now here is the interesting part…although the video is posted on youtube the gaffe was eliminated from his website — they removed the “dead people in the audience” from his speech.  check it out here:

“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.”

POOF!  no more dead people…

unless the dead people are from chicago and then you expect them to vote for you.

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UPDATE:  because he knows i obsess over zombies and such, i just got this in an email from one of my regular readers –  BIKERDAN — on how you too can see dead people.  gaffe master?  take note.

Spotting a Zombie can be a difficult task.  Corporate types and most Politicians can easily be mistaken for the Life-Impaired.  Caution and common sense are always the rule when a non life-impaired citizen atempts to:  A)  Identify and   B) Destroy a Zombie.  The following is a list of things to look for when presence of the life-impaired is suspect:

1.  Disheveled Appearance
2.  Unresponsive to Communication
3.  Pale, often Clammy or Decomposing Skin
4.  No Concept of Personal Boundaries
5.  Motivation to Eat the Brains of the Living

so there you have it.  zombies beware — we got your number.

sometimes you find people who just say “it” perfectly – you’re thinking the same thing but can’t quite formulate it into intelligent language much less blog about it all… 

well check this out:  after recent appeasement comments to the knesset by president bush at Israel’s birthday party, obama, obviously feeling guilty, cried foul. 

and here’s greg gutfield of RED EYE during his 5/16 “greg-alogue”:

 

and the ”nugget” from gutfield?

“Here’s my real point: Obama must come up with a real plan to fight terror beyond scheduling tea time with tyrants. Problem is, instead of coming up with a plan, the Dems have spent the last seven years blaming Bush for everything. But he isn’t going to be president anymore.

So, Senator, where’s your plan?

You call Bush’s policies “politics of fear,” but we didn’t fly planes into buildings — they did. Terrorism is “politics of fear” — destroying terrorists is not.

So, until you lose this relativistic bulls—, the White House cat has more balls than you.

And if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Hitler.”

BAM!

 

chuck norris told jack bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets.  jack told him he only killed 93 because he ran out of people….

ok so humor me.  its the weekend and yes besides politics, i have a thing about aliens, zombies, tin foil hats and jack bauer.  i can’t explain it and don’t you try. 

so what is this jack vs chuck talk all about?  well this is what i know:  jack bauer is way better then chuck norris because he has the same initials as james bond and jason bourne.  and chuck?  well, he has the same initials as chris noth.  who?  exactly.  

and if that wasn’t enough for you to make up your mind in the jack vs chuck phenomena, how about this one:  jack bauer is efficient.  he can take down an entire terrorist network in 24 hours. from nuclear bombs to sentox nerve gas, he needs just one day. norris needed years, not to mention several sequels, to free our Vietnam POWs.   jack would have NEVER supported huckabee.  and jack is so amazing, 39% of Americans believe he is real!

still not totally convinced?  watch this: 

so there you go.  jack makes chuck cry like a girl.  hurry back jack.

ok this is hilarious and alot of fun.  especially the bar scene! 

thanks Rush and Operation Chaos for making this democratic primary and this vid possible!

h/t hotair

pack your bags, blondie.

it’s time for you to hit the road or it’s off with your head.  or at least your head will be covered…

we knew this was coming didn’t we?  the nutz, oops, regime in Iran is declaring war on Barbie!  she is just way too Un-Islamic and poses a danger to the health of children.

here is what the AFP reported:

Iran’s toy market is being inundated by models of Barbie, Batman, Spiderman and Harry Potter and the young must be protected from their harmful cultural effects, the prosecutor general was quoted as saying on Sunday.

“Promoting figures like Barbie, Batman, Spiderman and Harry Potter and the uncontrolled import of CDs of video games and films should alarm all the country’s officials,” Ghorban Ali Dori Najafabadi was quoted as saying by the student ISNA news agency.

“We need to find substitutes to ward off this onslaught, which aims at children and young people whose personality is in the process of being formed,” he added.

Dori Najafabadi’s comments came in a letter to an Iranian vice president, urging measures to protect “Islamic culture and revolutionary values”.

While officials regularly lambast Western culture for polluting the minds of the public, Western toys have become a regular and popular feature on the shelves of toy shops in Iran in recent years.

Affluent Iranian parents are known for indulging their children and the purchase of such toys has become for many an obligatory treat.

But Dori Najafabadi said: “These toys, which do not respect the required norms, present dangers for the health of children and affect the survival of toy factories in this country.”

Two years ago, police raided toy shops to put black stickers on the packaging of Barbie dolls to hide their bodies. In public in Iran, women must cover all bodily contours, a rule that Barbie conspicuously fails to obey.

take note here:  the Ayatollah Ghorbanali Dorri-Najafabadi was previously the minister of intelligence of islamic republic of Iran.  during his term of ministership, some journalists and reformist politicians were murdered by security agents.

now it’s Barbie’s turn to be picked on.  stand tall Barbie!

it was 1976 — our country’s bicentennial year — and over 40,000 baseball fans saw rick monday risk his career by grabbing what could easily have been a roaring fireball to rescue the American flag doused in lighter fluid by a couple of jerks on the field.  at first you only heard it in isolated pockets around the stadium but soon sweeping through the stands like The Wave would later do, Americans stood up and sang “God Bless America” — not prompted by the stadium organist but fueled by love of country and her symbol.  i love this vid.  definately a poose gimple moment. 

maybe this IS the greatest moment in baseball history i’m not sure.  but what i do know is that it’s definately another testiment to what makes our country so great.  and what makes those who hate her reviled.  and go dodgers!
 
h/t Hot Air

what would your super power be if you had one?  i took an online quiz and here are my results:

Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Electricity

You’re highly reactive, energetic, and super charged. If the occasion calls for it, you can go from 0 to 60 in a split second. But you don’t harness your energy unless you truly need to. And because of this, people are often surprised by what you are capable of. Why you would be a good superhero: You have the stamina to fight enemies for days Your biggest problem as a superhero: As with your normal life, people would continue to underestimate you

you can take the quiz too!  check out this website :  What Should Your Superpower Be?   and um, we already know what our presidential candidates’ superpowers are.  yep.

h/t for the wonderhill pic to my friend flora at flora’s life .  hillary’s never looked so good!