Thursday, August 28, 2008

miracles in togas

well tonite is bo’s big night. 

into a crowd of 80,000 screaming disciples, he will decend from on high unto his temple and perform miracles, signs and wonders for our terrible and broken country.  he will restore our hope and change us from a failed country laying in the gutter of despair to a strong and prosperous place were freedom reigns and the weak and down trodden from all over the world take refuge here.   hey wait…

not only will the faithful be there - those who fainted, adored, swooned, and worked their butts off on his campaign; 

but stars and celebrities will be there too.  in fact, here are some words of wisdom from that great patriot spike lee explaining to all of us morons bo’s impact on all of humanity:

ah, such a sage!  did you catch that last line?  no?  well here it is:

“It means that this is a whole new world. I think…I’ve been saying this before. You can divide history. BB Before Barack. AB After Barack.”

 
seems like i have heard something like that before –  bc (before christ birth) and ad (anno domini or after the birth of christ).

prior to the confetti, beach balls and fireworks that normally end the convention happen, will the obamamessiah give an alter call to the heathen (all of us heretics, unbelieving republicans and other thinking americans) to come into the fold?  count on it.

yawn.

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Monday, August 25, 2008

in honor of bo’s big adventure

it’s the opening day of the dnc convention and obambi and his tragic wife’s big week!  here is a great kick-off video for your complete enjoyment.  remember to turn up the sound and feel free to sing along!

the “obama anthem”…

i got my chips and salsa ready for mo’s big speech tonite and believe me, i can’t wait!

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

moonbats and anarchists in denver

it seems the anarchists, planning to cause mayhem and foolishness in denver, will go away if the moonbat democratic national convention will give them a payoff of about $50 million.  specifically they want the $50 million given to the city of denver for convention security (protection from most of THEM mind you) to be put back into the community instead. 

how noble.  read the story here.

Spending $50 million on weaponry to attack people voicing their opinion and flooding the streets with riot police while schools close down, children go without health care and people lose their homes is exactly the problem with the corrupt two-party system we’re opposing this August,” said Clayton Dewey, an organizer (code for ANARCHIST) with “Unconventional Denver.”

do you really think anarchists care about health care and losing homes?  i think not especially when they are distroying businesses during their violent militant rants and tirades that  provide health care and paychecks to employees and their families.  this is a shakedown to avoid terrorism.

can you imagine if some right wing group tried this?  actually its hard to imagine a right wing group having militants.

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