blood, sweat & fear: jack vs chuck

Saturday, May 10, 2008

blood, sweat & fear: jack vs chuck

chuck norris told jack bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. jack told him he only killed 93 because he ran out of people....

ok so humor me. its the weekend and yes besides politics, i have a thing about aliens, zombies, tin foil hats and jack bauer. i can't explain it and don't you try.

so what is this jack vs chuck talk all about? well this is what i know: jack bauer is way better then chuck norris because he has the same initials as james bond and jason bourne. and chuck? well, he has the same initials as chris noth. who? exactly. :P

and if that wasn't enough for you to make up your mind in the jack vs chuck phenomena, how about this one: jack bauer is efficient. he can take down an entire terrorist network in 24 hours. from nuclear bombs to sentox nerve gas, he needs just one day. norris needed years, not to mention several sequels, to free our Vietnam POWs. jack would have NEVER supported huckabee. and jack is so amazing, 39% of Americans believe he is real!

still not totally convinced? watch this:

so there you go. jack makes chuck cry like a girl. hurry back jack.

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1 - Double fisted dragon punch outdone by a gun with one shot? That reminds me of Sniper 1 "one shot, one kill, no exceptions." (Comment this)

Written by: Geraldo at 2008/05/10 - 20:26:43

2 - All I can add to your blog is this: Jack Bauer IS a weapon of mass destruction!!!
(Comment this)

Written by: J at 2008/05/10 - 21:15:43

3 - Those two should run for President. Right, Weber? (Comment this)

Written by: Mango at 2008/05/11 - 21:58:28

4 - My favorite catch phrase is "Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas." Okay, actually it was Superman, but I changed it for the context of this post. Heh. (Comment this)

Written by: Conservative Belle at 2008/05/14 - 11:47:37