5 - How about "She puts her face away at night"
Carole in California (Comment this)
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at 2008/05/03 - 20:26:33
6 - "Hillary Clinton keeps her face in a jar by the door" (sung to the tune of Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles)
John O.
Florida - the state where votes don't count. (Comment this)
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Thats a Monty Python song so get yer mind outta the gutter.
JR (Comment this)
Carole in California (Comment this)
John O.
Florida - the state where votes don't count. (Comment this)
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