hey president carter
dear president carter;
hi there.
please, please, please go away. and by “go away,” we clearly do NOT mean go to the middle east and give aid and comfort to the terrorists.
we mean stay away from microphones, tv cameras, print organizations, and writing books. we mean quit trash talking every administration but your own.
we mean, that the locals really miss you in plains, georgia and wish you would hang out more often in the local coffee shop buying breakfast every morning and never speaking of world affairs ever again.
we know you love thugs -- the castro boys, kim jong il, palestinian "freedom fighters" **cough**
... but as it stands, you are really messing stuff up and its quite disgraceful.
thank you and have a nice day,
the entire world
h/t americanprincess blog
UPDATE: as we all know, jimmy carter has generated a lot of controversy by declaring his intention to meet with Hamas *coughterroristscough* on a trip to the middle east. israel will stoke the fires even further by refusing to provide carter with the security normally provided for current and former American presidents. in fact, carter will get no cooperation at all from the shin bet in his travels through israel, gaza, and the west bank. no surprise.
Jinxy (Comment this)